(if only this was all that people would say!)
- Congrats! You guys are going to have the cutest little mixed babies ever! (I think this one is specifically reserved for interracial couples, lol)
- Congrats! So when’s the wedding? (I answer.) That’s too far away!!!! Why are you waiting so long?
- Congrats! What are your wedding colors? (I answer.) Oh, those are… … …nice.
- Congrats! Where’s your wedding going to be held? (I answer) Oh that’s nice!! (I don’t mind this one so much)
- Congrats! Are you expecting?
- Congrats! When are you having kids?
- Congrats! Where’s my invite to your wedding?
- (Grabs hand without speaking) Where’s your ring (I explain it’s getting sized.) Oh. (Drops hand and walk away)
- Congrats! I have a business that is perfectly suited to assist you with your _____ needs for your wedding! Call me!
- Congrats! Are you going to get weave for your wedding??
- Congrats! What are you changing your name to? (I answer.) Um… what???
OMG I hated number one! I was like are you paying? Cause if so I’ll gladly move it up.
I’ve gotten number two from wedding coordinators at venues 😦
I’ve gotten the last one from co-workers just getting started with their side business…so many things could go wrong with co-workers taking care of major portions of the wedding, I cringe at the thought
I have more to add!!! Coming soon!